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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Family guy is so unpredictable. You never should look at your mother's boobies. No matter how big and round they are. You'll end up seeing something you don't wanna. It's guaranteed to leave a mental scar. You never should look at your daddy's penis. When he's walking down the hall on Sunday morn. An acorn in a nest of twigs and underneath two feta

avatar Agni Gauss

Hey, that's just a phase. You've gone through a few yourself, you know. Yeah, like those two weeks you spent narrating your own life. I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course, I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I

avatar jojo9

When you're GENUINELY so fried on the math exam you start makin up your own formulas. 2 + 11 - 1 = TWO ELEVEN TWELVE 12.

avatar Patricia Lee
WHEN YOUR LATINA GIRLFRIEND GETS PREGNANT SO YOU CALL ICE ON HER

WHEN YOUR LATINA GIRLFRIEND GETS PREGNANT SO YOU CALL ICE ON HER

avatar Jacob Junior
Remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship. So blame her & her mother for raising her that way. You did nothing wrong bro.

Remember it takes 2 people to ruin a relationship. So blame her & her mother for raising her that way. You did nothing wrong bro.

avatar Mark Manson

Even Family Guy knew back in 2007... THAT PPD ISN'T AN EXCUSE FOR MURDER. Hey, hey Lois, look at me! I got postpartum depression, wah. I'm sad about stuff, wah. You son of a bitch, don't even joke about that.

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